Friday, May 25, 2012

Where The Socks Hide

My husband is in a wedding on June 10th.  It's a beach wedding in Hilton Head.  The groomsmen are wearing white linen from head to toe.  His white linen ensemble came in the mail yesterday and he tried it on, making himself look rather gay.  {Maybe those outfits are cute on Pinterest, but some element must be lost in the transfer to real life..}  Anyway, he told me that his pants are see-through and asked me to order him some white boxers from Macy's because we had a gift card.

I was looking for boxers on Macy's when he asked me to check out their selection of dress socks, as well.  

I started commenting on the boxer models and how they couldn't be that..."endowed."  

Mr. Robinson exclaims "Why are looking at different guys' junk?!  I asked you to look for socks!"

I responded with, "I am looking for socks!  This is clearly where the socks are all hiding."  

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You.  Are.  Welcome.  You see, I am funny in real life, too!  =)  Get it?  The socks are hiding on the boxer page...tell me you get it.  Somebody.  =)  TGIF!      

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15 comments:

Tamara @ T {times} Three said...

You crack me up! Especially that first one... no way. And if its real, I don't want it coming near me, HA!

Heather Draney said...

Lol thats hilarious, and MUST be true!! I always thought the dryer ate our socks but clearly I was misinformed until today. Thanks for shedding light on the truth :)

Much love
Heather

Cori H. said...

Girl, you crack me up! There's NO WAY that all of those guys are that "endowed". I'm just not buying it! At least I know where all the socks are hiding now, haha! :) Happy Friday!

Pamela said...

bahahahah!

Lauren said...

Hahaha this is great! My hubby is in a linen suit wedding too. I just don't get it!

Val said...

LOL this is great! You're totally right, those bulges are unnatural!

Virginia said...

Hahahaha you are so funny! I think they definitely shove something else in there...like socks. Have a great weekend!!

Desiree said...

bahahaha!!!!! i love this!!

Meg @ Mr.C and Me said...

heheh this made my morning!

Stephanie said...

When I saw the little picture on my main page I was thinking "Where in the world is she going with this??" But it TOTALLY makes sense. Hahah. That's EXACTLY where all the sock are. I knew it.

Kristen Seuberling said...

Oh. My. Word. You managed to make me laugh and blush at the same time. I don't know why I'm blushing about this. It doesn't embarrass me. Maybe because I can picture you and Mr. Robinson having this exchange? And it would be awkward to watch a couple talk about it if you weren't part of the couple?

I don't know. But it's damn funny.

Alison Sokol said...

Hah! You are hilarious. Thank you :) Happy Friday!

Melissa said...

This was hilarious! Btw, I nominated you for an award on my blog!

TIffany Gabriel said...

You freaking crack me up woman!!!!!! lol

Annabelle said...

I missed this on Friday!?! What the hay?! haha Love it! I laughed so hard at this!