Showing posts with label i am. Show all posts
Showing posts with label i am. Show all posts

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Fill This Out Or I'll Beat You


"Fill This Out Or I'll Beat You" was the subject of an e-mail I sent to my husband tonight.  As he sat across from me.  I saw the idea on Bethany's blog.  Seriously, her idea verbatim, even down to the subject line of the e-mail.  :)  I'm not all that original, but let me tell you..my husband is.  And while some of his answers
are quite inappropriate & I asked him to change them, he refused.  So...Meet The Robinson's.  Filter-free!  *Don't say I didn't warn you!*



i am *mr. r*
i want a nap, and sex and dags
i have a big shlong (so u say)
i wish that i wasnt so tired
i hate traffic
i fear i wont succeed in Aflac
i hear i have a big penis
i search on google
i wonder if i'll kill a turkey in the morning
i regret giving Zoe back
i love you
i ache in my shoulders
i always want to take a nap
i usually something
i am still *mr. r*
i dance amazingly
i sing horribly but very loudly in my car
i never get enough sleep
i rarely feel satisfied after a meal, even when im full im still hungry
i cry when something moves me
i am not james bond
i lose weight when i dont exercise
im confused about the way your mind works
i need to take a nap
i should totally take a nap or have sex,bc i need your vagina!!


I am...Mrs. Robinson :)
I want... to love my job again.

I have... been losing weight!  =)
I wish... for a trip to Mexico this summer.. 
I hate... when we get into fights.
I fear... change.
I hear... the hum of the computer & the fridge.  quiet house when hubby is away!
I search...google ALLTHETIME
I wonder...how people perceive me.
I regret...so many things. too many things.  
I love...Zombie!! 
I ache...when I realize that my face has aged.. ew.
I always...get quite nostalgic when I think about how much I've changed overall.  
I usually...walk out the door with my hair wet.
I am...SO excited about all of the big things God is doing right now! 
I dance...horrible.  I dance horribly.  
I sing...not so well, although the hubby swears he likes my singing voice.  I think it's a trick to get my va-china, though.  
I never...miss a meal.  haha
I rarely...get to spend time relaxing or just laying out.  
I cry...at the drop of the hat these days.  Did getting married have that effect on everybody or just me?
I am not...who I used to be.. and I hope my husband will love me anyway.  
I lose...my cell phone daily.  
I'm confused...by men.  GRR!
I need to...go to bed.  
I should...probably not eat this cookie I'm about to eat.. but it's gluten free because I won it in a giveaway from Bethany's blog!!! whoop!! 


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