Fill This Out Or I'll Beat You

"Fill This Out Or I'll Beat You" was the subject of an e-mail I sent to my husband tonight.  As he sat across from me.  I saw the idea on Bethany's blog.  Seriously, her idea verbatim, even down to the subject line of the e-mail.  :)  I'm not all that original, but let me tell you..my husband is.  And while some of his answers

are quite inappropriate & I asked him to change them, he refused.  So...Meet The Robinson's.  Filter-free!  *Don't say I didn't warn you!*

i am *mr. r*

i want a nap, and sex and dags

i have a big shlong (so u say)

i wish that i wasnt so tired

i hate traffic

i fear i wont succeed in Aflac

i hear i have a big penis

i search on google

i wonder if i'll kill a turkey in the morning

i regret giving Zoe back

i love you

i ache in my shoulders

i always want to take a nap

i usually something

i am still *mr. r*

i dance amazingly

i sing horribly but very loudly in my car

i never get enough sleep

i rarely feel satisfied after a meal, even when im full im still hungry

i cry when something moves me

i am not james bond

i lose weight when i dont exercise

im confused about the way your mind works

i need to take a nap

i should totally take a nap or have sex,bc i need your vagina!!

I am...Mrs. Robinson :)

I want... to love my job again.

I have... been losing weight!  =)

I wish... for a trip to Mexico this summer.. 

I hate... when we get into fights.

I fear... change.

I hear... the hum of the computer & the fridge.  quiet house when hubby is away!

I search...google ALLTHETIME

I wonder...how people perceive me.

I regret...so many things. too many things.  

I love...Zombie!! 

I ache...when I realize that my face has aged.. ew.

I always...get quite nostalgic when I think about how much I've changed overall.  

I usually...walk out the door with my hair wet.

I am...SO excited about all of the big things God is doing right now! 

I dance...horrible.  I dance horribly.  

I sing...not so well, although the hubby swears he likes my singing voice.  I think it's a trick to get my va-china, though.  

I never...miss a meal.  haha

I rarely...get to spend time relaxing or just laying out.  

I cry...at the drop of the hat these days.  Did getting married have that effect on everybody or just me?

I am not...who I used to be.. and I hope my husband will love me anyway.  

I lose...my cell phone daily.  

I'm confused...by men.  GRR!

I need to...go to bed.  

I should...probably not eat this cookie I'm about to eat.. but it's gluten free because I won it in a giveaway from Bethany's blog!!! whoop!!